People who collect Status Quo badges
Water carriers
Wrong 'uns
People who don't like people who don't like Benny from Abba
Crypto fascists
Toilet attendants who have a drink problem
Midnight tokers
Peace merchants
Coal merchants
Falafel vendors
Old-skool wrestlers
People who say 'marshmellows' 'Westminister' and 'Arksk'
Draft dodgers
Tax evaders
Ram raiders
Best men from Aldershot
Ice hockey goalkeepers
People from Lapland
Men who operate shit fair ground rides
'Extroverts'
Flirts
Men in skirts
Freddie 'parrot face' Davies fans
Scuba divers
Tractor drivers
Hop pickers
Fire eaters
Grouse beaters
Shy lollipop ladies
Pop artists
People who believe in magic
People who don't think Paul Simon is the guvnor
Kebab kids
People who think they can throw apples over buildings, but fail
Town cryers
Hair dryer designers
People who use the phrase 'what do you know' in the wrong context
Trainee milliners
People who thought Jim Rockford was a gayer
People who mug off The Style Council
Lucid dreamers
Oiks
Cheeky little bastards
People who name their dogs after soul singers
Cat people (who put out fire)
Organ grinders
Book binders
People who think Coronation Street isn't real
Eddie Izzard lookalikes
Unicyclists
Jugglers
People who say 'down with the kids'
Back packers
Ramblers especially Welsh
Choclatiers
Candy Bar girls
Dandies
Flaneurs
Desk jockeys
Make up artists with BO
People who have a problem with authority
Postmen who don't wear shorts all year round
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