Saturday 28 January 2012

People who bug me part 2



People who collect Status Quo badges

Water carriers

Wrong 'uns

People who don't like people who don't like Benny from Abba

Crypto fascists

Toilet attendants who have a drink problem

Midnight tokers

Peace merchants

Coal merchants

Falafel vendors

Old-skool wrestlers

People who say 'marshmellows' 'Westminister' and 'Arksk'

Draft dodgers

Tax evaders

Ram raiders

Best men from Aldershot

Ice hockey goalkeepers

People from Lapland

Men who operate shit fair ground rides

'Extroverts'

Flirts

Men in skirts

Freddie 'parrot face' Davies fans

Scuba divers

Tractor drivers

Hop pickers

Fire eaters

Grouse beaters

Shy lollipop ladies

Pop artists

People who believe in magic

People who don't think Paul Simon is the guvnor

Kebab kids

People who think they can throw apples over buildings, but fail

Town cryers

Hair dryer designers

People who use the phrase 'what do you know' in the wrong context

Trainee milliners

People who thought Jim Rockford was a gayer

People who mug off The Style Council

Lucid dreamers

Oiks

Cheeky little bastards

People who name their dogs after soul singers

Cat people (who put out fire)

Organ grinders

Book binders

People who think Coronation Street isn't real

Eddie Izzard lookalikes

Unicyclists

Jugglers

People who say 'down with the kids'

Back packers

Ramblers especially Welsh

Choclatiers

Candy Bar girls

Dandies

Flaneurs

Desk jockeys

Make up artists with BO

People who have a problem with authority

Postmen who don't wear shorts all year round

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